As the state election ratchets up in the coming weeks, the fond linguists purveying this amazing newspaper for the truer side of arguments will undoubtedly be entertained by inspired campaigning and the clever turn of phrase from the political spin masters. (The Sauce, ST, 26/2). However, one of many Matt Kean haters wearing a demeaning T-shirt definitely needs a lesson in poetic word construction, metre and rhyme. “Treat them mean. Get rid of Green Kean” hardly echoes off the tongue with concise delivery. Not wishing unkindness but hoping to improve the ambience of your hallowed news columns, a succinct replacement might suffice: “Screen Green, Be mean. Wean Kean.” Alan Sexton, North Parramatta. 5Mar2023.